Trans White House flasher’s rack confuses conservative radio hosts

It only took one hot trans woman flashing her breasts in front of the White House to topple the GOP’s anti-trans agenda. 

After President Biden banned transgender activist Rose Montoya from future White House events for going topless on the South Lawn, some conservatives have taken to social media to declare their admiration for her.

For the most part, this bold display of equity and inclusion has taken the form of middle-aged men slavering over her bust.

“That tranny that flashed everyone at the White House looked pretty good and I’m tired of pretending he didn’t,” tweeted alpha male pundit Jesse Kelly yesterday.

“I’m with you,” radio host Clay Travis responded. “Great boobs. And I don’t think I’d know that was a dude. As a First Amendment and boobs guy this entire story has me totally shook.” Cockburn can only invite you to watch the video for yourself and be the judge.

While Montoya’s public nudity has brought Republicans’ pent-up sexual frustration to a head, trans ogling is not an entirely new phenomena on the right. Gun-slinging trans commentator Blaire White had randy right-wingers ignoring her Y chromosome in February after tweeting out a bikini-clad selfie:

And even the “world’s biggest misogynist” Andrew Tate revealed his open-mindedness a couple of years back in a video where he reassured young men about having sex with physically attractive trans women. Given the choice between a biological woman who is a 1/10 and a trans who is a 10, or “Megan Fox… with a dick,” as he so delicately puts it, Tate said he would take the t-girl Cockburn wonders if Montoya can expect Tate to arrive in her DMs any time soon.

Even Candace Owens has come to Montoya’s defense, pledging her support as the activist’s “number one public advocate.” Owens blamed Biden for inviting Montoya to the event despite her explicitly sexual social media posts. Still, according to Owens, Montoya has blocked her on Twitter. “Despite this hiccup, I pledge to continue to seek justice for trannies who are honest about their freak fetishes, get invited to civilized establishments anyway, and then are unjustly admonished for behaving like the perverts they’ve always been,” Owens tweeted.

Cockburn supposes that Pride is all about discovering yourself, after all. Jesse, Clay, welcome to the movement 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈