Tag: Stephen Colbert

  • Was the BBC’s Trump edit outrageously wrong?

    Was the BBC’s Trump edit outrageously wrong?

    I should begin by making something clear. Splicing together two parts of a speech to give the impression they were one unbroken excerpt is a grave professional error, and would be viewed as such by any broadcaster in the business. The error would be egregious even if there were no suggestion it reinforced the accusation that Donald Trump was inciting riotous behavior, simply because what viewers thought they witnessed did not occur. There is no excusing what the BBC did to Donald Trump’s January 6, 2021 speech.

    Nobody in the senior ranks of the BBC is to blame for not knowing about this at the time; but once it did become known, an immediate and unconditional apology should have been made. Crisply and severely dealt with, the story could have been contained, and it’s for their failure to get on the front foot after a bad mistake that the Corporation has deserved censure. Please, therefore, do not think me an apologist either for misconduct in the making of the Panorama program, or for the BBC’s handling of the scandal.

    But about the effect in practice of this splicing, I’m less sure. I’ve read verbatim the entire speech. It’s peppered with the imagery of battle. “Fight,” “fighting” etc occur throughout, and though the combative language may have been used metaphorically, the effect of the repetition is undoubtedly to stiffen the sinews and summon up the blood. Though Trump did once (and only once) tell the crowd they were going “to peacefully and patriotically” protest, the violence of his language all through the speech, and his repeated suggestion that America itself was under attack and his and the crowd’s mission was to “save” the country – along with sentences like “We fight like hell! And if you don’t fight like hell you’re not going to have a country any more!” – can plausibly be interpreted as being calculated (in the legal sense of the word) to inflame the marchers. His later urging of his supporters to “remain peaceful” could equally be interpreted as implicit recognition that he had started a riot.

    I do not myself believe that Trump had a plan to provoke violence, but I do suspect he was careless whether he had that effect. I think too that, on the evidence, the accusation that he did know what he was doing would be fair comment on a matter of intense public interest.

    That, presumably, was the argument Panorama were rehearsing, and entitled to rehearse. And in doing so by splicing, they fell into a type of self-justification that does not infect the BBC alone but can be encountered everywhere in the media – though notably less in newspapers than the audiovisual media.

    Are you familiar with the word “truthiness?” The expression (I read) was invented by Stephen Colbert in The Colbert Report 20 years ago. He was making fun of media professionals who justify the purveying of untruths by explaining that if the purpose of journalism is to reveal a greater truth, then we may deploy a degree of artifice in our methods. If it feels true, if it conveys a truth without being itself literally true, then never mind the absolute truth: it has truthiness.

    Despicable? Do not imagine that the pursuit of truth through truthiness always feels outrageously wrong. Let me give you the most anodyne of examples, employed by the closest we have in Britain to a television saint: David Attenborough. Sir David once told me that, in a TV sequence showing reindeer migrating across snowfields in Lapland, long-lens cameras were used to zoom in on the herd from a considerable distance. Viewers would be able to see the reindeer close up. No problem with that. But if they were to be seen close up, viewers would expect to hear them close up too. For this, Sir David confided, dry custard powder and a pestle and mortar did the trick wonderfully. The sound, being almost indistinguishable from the real thing, had truthiness.

    I find it hard to get indignant about that. But this is a slippery slope. Attenborough had been criticized for taking us, his viewers, into a snow tunnel to see a baby polar bear nurtured by its mother. Well, mother polar bears do nurture baby bears in tunnels in the snow. But in the arctic, how would you get a camera in to capture the scene? So the program used a constructed maternal scene, viewed through a glass panel in a Dutch zoo, while Attenborough talked about the wild, which viewers thought they were seeing. I feel uncomfortable about this, but I reckon (and TV professionals reckon) most viewers would be fairly relaxed about not being told. The bear nursery we saw had truthiness.

    During the last century, in the depth of John Major’s troubles as Britain’s prime minister, the news media started using a photograph of him, head sunk in his hands. Sir John has told me he was in fact bored, and shielding his eyes from the lights while attempting a limerick on a notepad beneath the desktop. So the image’s implication was false. But it had truthiness.

    Down the slippery slope we go, until we reach Trump in that Save America speech. Its effect was incendiary: to inflame his roaring crowd of supporters (“We love you! We love you!”) they kept chanting. I’d submit that there was nothing dishonest about a documentary arguing that Trump was whipping his supporters into a riotous mood. That is believed by many. And he did shout: “We’re gonna walk down to the Capitol… and I’ll be there with you.” And then at another point in his speech he did shout: “And we fight! We fight like hell!” And if run together, you do get the impression he was at the very least careless about what he was starting. And if that is what the program–makers were arguing in good faith, then to them the splicing had truthiness. I too find the possibility truthy. But beware of that innocent-looking little y.

  • Kamala: ‘Democracy is dead. Buy my book’

    Kamala: ‘Democracy is dead. Buy my book’

    Kamala Harris reappeared last night, making a 30-minute guest appearance on the now-canceled Late Show with Stephen Colbert, to deliver this message of hope to the American people: The country is irretrievably broken and there’s nothing anyone can do to fix it. Hilarious!

    Momala said that everything terrible that was going to happen if she lost to Donald Trump has now happened (relatively strong economy, world peace) but the worst thing is that her fellow Democrats have “capitulated” to Trump’s fascist program of trade protectionism and renaming everything after himself.

    Harris, who recently announced that she’s not running for California governor, said she probably won’t run for President in 2028 either. “I just, for now, I don’t want to go back into the system,” Harris said. “I think it’s broken.” (Cockburn reads “broken” as “I simply can’t win.”)

    “I always believed that as fragile as our democracy is, our systems would be strong enough to defend our most fundamental principles,” she continued. “And I think right now that they’re not as strong as they need to be, and I just don’t want to for now. I don’t want to go back in the system. I want to travel the country. I want to listen to people, and I don’t want it to be transactional, where I’m asking for their vote.”

    However, she does want people to listen to her long enough to buy her new book “107 Days,” which is exactly how long she and her supporters maintained the illusion that she might become President. Colbert said her statement was “harrowing,” while a copy of the book sat on the desk between them. “I am always going to be part of the fight,” said Harris, who had just said she was no longer going to be part of the fight.

    Democracy is dead. Buy my book.

    A Trump-Hawley tiff

    When he’s not busy claiming the greatest economy in American history, bringing peace to the planet or threatening drug companies to bring down prices (or else), President Trump is still finding time to shitpost Senators from his own party. This week he called 91-year-old Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley a “RINO” and “sneaky,” for expressing mild concern about last month’s tax bill. According to The Hill, other Republicans found this “irritating”.

    Then Trump went to town on Truth Social over Missouri’s Josh Hawley helping to vote a Congressional insider trading bill out of committee. The President sounded very defensive even though Hawley said he “still loves” Trump, that the bill has nothing to do with Trump and would only affect future Presidents, and Hawley, too, wants Nancy Pelosi’s investigated for her family’s stock trading.

    Later, the “second-tier” Senator said he had a “good chat” with Trump, who apparently no longer thinks that Hawley is a “pawn” of the DEMOCRATS who are jealous of “our tremendous ACHIEVEMENTS and SUCCESS.” Cockburn continues to advise Republicans to not make Trump angry. You won’t like him when he’s angry.

    On our radar

    EPSTEIN UPDATE Virginia Giuffre’s family released a statement urging the DoJ to keep Ghislaine Maxwell in prison, after Trump said his friendship with Epstein ended after the sex trafficker “stole” her from Mar-a-Lago while she was working there as a spa attendant.

    RUN FAST President Trump is bringing back the Presidential Fitness Test for all public school children in an attempt to “restore urgency in improving the health of all Americans.”

    MEXICAN TARIFFS📈📈 After Trump pressured President Sheinbaum to allow US troops in Mexico to fight cartels, two Mexican officials were charged with leading a drug trafficking group.

    2, 4, 6, 8, what can we deregulate?

    The Environmental Protection Agency has been hard at work undoing decades of government-sponsored greening. Secretary of Energy Chris Wright joined EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin to rescind a 2009 EPA “Endangerment Finding” and announced a recent DOE Report that’s contents are going to cause a five-alarm emergency among climate-change activists.

    Zeldin’s team is re-studying and re-evaluating many things Americans thought they knew, including the social cost of carbon. Wright said the 2009 regulations were made by people who “didn’t look at the data,” adding, “they didn’t understand climate change, they didn’t appreciate how energy works.”

    To avoid the same alleged mistakes as the 2009 crew, Wright reached out to five scientists with differing opinions and backgrounds to get a comprehensive review of what regulations actually benefit the Earth and its inhabitants. And from his brief remarks, Thursday, it appears there will no longer be government incentives to buy electric vehicles, as they offer “roughly zero reduction in greenhouse gas emissions.” Wright said, “Electric vehicles are not climate tools, but they’re politically popular because rich people like them, so they’ve been deemed to be climate solutions. We want to get back to science and data and facts.”

    Wright encouraged the public to read the 150-page report and “engage in a thoughtful dialogue about what is climate change.” Cockburn, who’s no climate alarmist, has survived smog, acid rain and several unusual winter storms in his life. But he also fancies electric cars somewhat, so he looks forward to the chat. 

    Strictly ballroom

    The White House is just not big and beautiful enough, apparently. The Trump administration announced construction plans Thursday morning for a “much-needed and exquisite addition” of a 90,000 square foot, 650-person capacity ball room, and the operation will begin next month. (Trump, of course, discussed his plans for a White House ballroom in his first magazine interview with The Spectator‘s Ben Domenech. The President printed out pictures of Mar-a-Lago’s ballroom to show Ben what he had in mind.)

    After gawking at the gold and white neoclassical teaser photos, Cockburn was relieved to find the construction cost will not come from his own meager tax contributions; it will be paid for by his billionaire president and others who “generously committed to donating” funds for the $200 million addition. 

    In the press pool on Thursday, Trump explained why there hasn’t been a ballroom in the White House before now: “We’ve been planning it a long time… but there’s never been a president who was good at ballrooms.” That changes now.