Tag: Television

  • Was the BBC’s Trump edit outrageously wrong?

    Was the BBC’s Trump edit outrageously wrong?

    I should begin by making something clear. Splicing together two parts of a speech to give the impression they were one unbroken excerpt is a grave professional error, and would be viewed as such by any broadcaster in the business. The error would be egregious even if there were no suggestion it reinforced the accusation that Donald Trump was inciting riotous behavior, simply because what viewers thought they witnessed did not occur. There is no excusing what the BBC did to Donald Trump’s January 6, 2021 speech.

    Nobody in the senior ranks of the BBC is to blame for not knowing about this at the time; but once it did become known, an immediate and unconditional apology should have been made. Crisply and severely dealt with, the story could have been contained, and it’s for their failure to get on the front foot after a bad mistake that the Corporation has deserved censure. Please, therefore, do not think me an apologist either for misconduct in the making of the Panorama program, or for the BBC’s handling of the scandal.

    But about the effect in practice of this splicing, I’m less sure. I’ve read verbatim the entire speech. It’s peppered with the imagery of battle. “Fight,” “fighting” etc occur throughout, and though the combative language may have been used metaphorically, the effect of the repetition is undoubtedly to stiffen the sinews and summon up the blood. Though Trump did once (and only once) tell the crowd they were going “to peacefully and patriotically” protest, the violence of his language all through the speech, and his repeated suggestion that America itself was under attack and his and the crowd’s mission was to “save” the country – along with sentences like “We fight like hell! And if you don’t fight like hell you’re not going to have a country any more!” – can plausibly be interpreted as being calculated (in the legal sense of the word) to inflame the marchers. His later urging of his supporters to “remain peaceful” could equally be interpreted as implicit recognition that he had started a riot.

    I do not myself believe that Trump had a plan to provoke violence, but I do suspect he was careless whether he had that effect. I think too that, on the evidence, the accusation that he did know what he was doing would be fair comment on a matter of intense public interest.

    That, presumably, was the argument Panorama were rehearsing, and entitled to rehearse. And in doing so by splicing, they fell into a type of self-justification that does not infect the BBC alone but can be encountered everywhere in the media – though notably less in newspapers than the audiovisual media.

    Are you familiar with the word “truthiness?” The expression (I read) was invented by Stephen Colbert in The Colbert Report 20 years ago. He was making fun of media professionals who justify the purveying of untruths by explaining that if the purpose of journalism is to reveal a greater truth, then we may deploy a degree of artifice in our methods. If it feels true, if it conveys a truth without being itself literally true, then never mind the absolute truth: it has truthiness.

    Despicable? Do not imagine that the pursuit of truth through truthiness always feels outrageously wrong. Let me give you the most anodyne of examples, employed by the closest we have in Britain to a television saint: David Attenborough. Sir David once told me that, in a TV sequence showing reindeer migrating across snowfields in Lapland, long-lens cameras were used to zoom in on the herd from a considerable distance. Viewers would be able to see the reindeer close up. No problem with that. But if they were to be seen close up, viewers would expect to hear them close up too. For this, Sir David confided, dry custard powder and a pestle and mortar did the trick wonderfully. The sound, being almost indistinguishable from the real thing, had truthiness.

    I find it hard to get indignant about that. But this is a slippery slope. Attenborough had been criticized for taking us, his viewers, into a snow tunnel to see a baby polar bear nurtured by its mother. Well, mother polar bears do nurture baby bears in tunnels in the snow. But in the arctic, how would you get a camera in to capture the scene? So the program used a constructed maternal scene, viewed through a glass panel in a Dutch zoo, while Attenborough talked about the wild, which viewers thought they were seeing. I feel uncomfortable about this, but I reckon (and TV professionals reckon) most viewers would be fairly relaxed about not being told. The bear nursery we saw had truthiness.

    During the last century, in the depth of John Major’s troubles as Britain’s prime minister, the news media started using a photograph of him, head sunk in his hands. Sir John has told me he was in fact bored, and shielding his eyes from the lights while attempting a limerick on a notepad beneath the desktop. So the image’s implication was false. But it had truthiness.

    Down the slippery slope we go, until we reach Trump in that Save America speech. Its effect was incendiary: to inflame his roaring crowd of supporters (“We love you! We love you!”) they kept chanting. I’d submit that there was nothing dishonest about a documentary arguing that Trump was whipping his supporters into a riotous mood. That is believed by many. And he did shout: “We’re gonna walk down to the Capitol… and I’ll be there with you.” And then at another point in his speech he did shout: “And we fight! We fight like hell!” And if run together, you do get the impression he was at the very least careless about what he was starting. And if that is what the program–makers were arguing in good faith, then to them the splicing had truthiness. I too find the possibility truthy. But beware of that innocent-looking little y.

  • Is Martin Scorsese America’s greatest living director?

    Is Martin Scorsese America’s greatest living director?

    Who’s the greatest living American film director? Many would say Steven Spielberg, and that can’t be dismissed, but he hasn’t made a really good film since Munich (2005). There are many younger pretenders – such as David Fincher, Paul Thomas Anderson, Quentin Tarantino – and the more esoterically inclined might make the case for anyone from Terrence Malick to Spike Lee. Yet it’s hard not to feel that the don of contemporary American cinema is Martin Scorsese, whose career over the past five-and-a-half decades has existed, sans pareil, thanks to a vast dollop of talent, a considerable degree of good fortune and, crucially, an ability to lure both A-list collaborators and deep-pocketed moneymen into financing his films.

    Many of these A-list collaborators are on display in Rebecca Miller’s new five-part Apple TV documentary Mr. Scorsese, a comprehensive, if slightly safe, show that is the most laudatory single-director profile since Susan Lacy’s Spielberg (2017). Many of the same collaborators pop up here: the starry likes of Spielberg himself, Cate Blanchett, Leonardo DiCaprio, Brian De Palma and Daniel Day-Lewis (Miller’s husband) are on hand in both instances to gush as to the excellence of that director. (Scorsese, naturally, was equally warm in Spielberg.)

    Yet the two filmmakers could hardly be more different. One is a Jewish-American optimist from Ohio whose primarily heartwarming pictures – even the darker ones – focus on the virtues of kindness, personal decency and the nuclear family. For Scorsese, meanwhile, a fast-talking Italian-American from New York, the idea of “the family” is largely wrapped up with loyalty to a particular code, whether it’s criminal, spiritual or social. This has resulted in some of the very finest American pictures of the last five decades, whether it’s his earlier work with Robert De Niro –Taxi Driver, Mean Streets and Raging Bull – his more recent collaborations with DiCaprio such as The Wolf of Wall Street, The Departed and Killers of the Flower Moon, or some of the most fascinating examinations of religious faith on screen, not least Silence, Kundun and The Last Temptation of Christ.

    Scorsese, now 82 and in the final act of what has been a truly remarkable career, is unafraid to be filmed in an occasionally vulnerable light, looking conspicuously aged (although not frail) and puffing on an inhaler. The motormouth may still be functioning at high speed, but at 80 miles an hour, rather than the previous 120. (There are rumors of a new film, but nothing concrete.)

    Miller is clearly impressed by her articulate and brilliant subject, but it would not have hurt to have had a little more rigor at times: while it is hard to think of a single Scorsese film that is bad, per se, there is a real case for examining what, for instance, possessed him to spend nearly $200 million of a studio’s money on the charming but ephemeral children’s picture Hugo, made in 3D when that format was briefly popular.

    Still, the stories that are included are well worth five hours of anyone’s time. It’s commonly known that the levels of bloodshed in Taxi Driver gave the Motion Picture Association sleepless nights, but it was a revelation to discover that a distraught Scorsese wished to steal the print away from the concerned studio, possibly with the aid of a firearm, just as it’s amusing to hear Spielberg recount how his friend kept saying, “They want me to cut all the blood spurting, they want me to cut the guy who loses his hand.” Marty was, of course, right to stick to his guns.

    There are many strands of the Scorsese saga that are barely touched on here but which remain intriguing. He came up in the New Hollywood era of such young, daring filmmakers as De Palma and Francis Ford Coppola, but he and Spielberg alone continue to attract vast budgets and appreciative audiences in the decidedly dumbed-down new era of cinema that we currently inhabit. This is testament both to his ability to work well with actors – 24 Oscar nominations or wins for his pictures – and his reputation for producing serious yet accessible work.

    Nor is he afraid to rattle cages. His remarks on superhero movies – “they’re not cinema… [they’re] theme parks. It isn’t the cinema of human beings trying to convey emotional, psychological experiences to another human being” – outraged bean-counters and internet fanboys alike. But he had hit upon a vital truth, namely that these mass-market pictures – most of which are underperforming financially these days – are not serious intellectual nourishment but grossly ephemeral fast food for the brain.

    I doubt that Mr. Scorsese, or its subject, will ever meet the same fate. Miller is sufficiently humble and savvy enough not to impose herself on the narrative that she has constructed, which is, justifiably, a celebration of the director. Earlier this year, many of us laughed at his self-deprecating cameo in The Studio. He’s one of the few working directors who’s recognizable enough for such an appearance to land. As we watch Mr. Scorsese, the question lingers at the back of our minds as to whether the series is a celebration of the director or a premature eulogy. Let’s hope it’s the former.

    This article was originally published in The Spectator’s November 24, 2025 World edition.

  • Will Disney strike a deal to end its YouTube TV blackout?

    Will Disney strike a deal to end its YouTube TV blackout?

    A war has taken over media coverage. No, not one of actual consequence. This war, however, is imminently affecting your national pastime and your wallet.

    This is a civil war within media. The combatants are the Walt Disney Company with it’s channels – including ABC and ESPN, plus the SEC and ACC networks – and Google, YouTube TV’s parent company. The two entities failed to meet a carrier agreement, and all Disney channels are blacked out on YouTube TV. That means that much of the nation will not have access to most of the weekend’s football content, as has been the case since the showdown a couple weeks ago.

    “It’s our goal to restore Disney content to YouTube TV, but if we can’t reach an agreement and their content is unavailable for an extended period of time, we’ll offer our subscribers a $20 credit,” Google says in its help center site.

    There is doubt that this measly credit will appease legions of viewers who have had this topic repeatedly trending on social media since the deadline for an agreement passed. After all, Hell hath no fury like a football fan scorned.

    For their part, Disney-owned ESPN, has released a flurry of statements naming YouTube TV directly and even allowed viewers to watch games on the ESPN+ app for free and stream College Game Day on X. Disney and ESPN executives thought viewers would come running to their subscription-based apps. Many sports-aholics likely did, but clearly not enough, because ABC’s bravado drastically shrunk ahead of this past week’s Monday Night Football and the election coverage on November 4.

    “Despite the impasse that led to the current blackout, we have asked YouTube TV to restore ABC for Election Day so subscribers have access to the information they rely on,” Disney said in a statement. “We believe in putting the public interest first and hope YouTube TV will take this small step for their customers while we continue to work toward a fair agreement.” YouTube TV has not issued any further comments.

    Disney insists it just has the greater good’s welfare in mind. Unlikely. This boils down purely to greed, for better or for worse. Ten million subscribers or viewers are at stake the longer this war of words and content continues. This will have disastrous implications for ad buyers who placed orders through Disney specifically factoring YouTube TV’s numbers.

    “If the NFL truly cares about its fans, the NFL will demand that YouTube and ESPN (two of the league’s broadcast partners) allow Monday Night Football to stream tonight, with or without a Google-Disney deal,” ProFootballTalk tweeted ahead of Monday night’s game.

    There is some validity to that. Eventually, one of these monster corporations shall cave. But how long will the showdown last when YouTube TV knows it remains in the driver’s seat? It also raises a question: how valuable are old-school cable networks that buy and license sports-rights deals carried on YouTube TV, among other partners? In the digital world’s continued growth, it makes sense that Google and YouTube TV may soon seek the rights themselves. They have already iced out several regional media channels such as Monumental Sports Network and didn’t bat an eye.

    Gen Z rarely buys cable. In fact, this writer (a millennial) nixed cable in 2017 while still working in cable television. Nobody wants to pay a large package deal for a slew of channels unconsumed. YouTube TV is a millennial’s and Gen Z’s option of choice. Google isn’t moving an inch because they know Disney will be forced to move miles – as it should. Disney seemingly elevated bad strategy over the needs of average customers.

    Alas, when you don’t pay, you very likely won’t play, and Disney rightfully will not play while this blackout continues. When faced with similar negotiations with YouTube, Fox struck a deal in the 11th hour. At this moment, Disney only has itself to blame. 

  • Wokeness ended my backroom Jeopardy! habit

    Wokeness ended my backroom Jeopardy! habit

    In May I got a Facebook message from a guy named Mikey Walsh, who I’d met once at a trivia night at Mister Tramps, one of the diviest dive bars in Austin, Texas. He told me he’d been running a quiz called “Buzz In Buzzed,” which was exactly like Jeopardy!. Several of the regular players had been on Jeopardy! like me, and he was looking for more contestants to play.

    “This is not a business,” he said. “It’s free to play, and there’s no prizes. It’s just nerds playing trivia for fun.” This wasn’t the kind of offer I turn down. The opportunity to play fake Jeopardy! in the back of the bar for no money? Sign me up, I said.

    A couple of weeks later, I went to Buzz In Buzzed. It had been several years since I’d been at Mister Tramps, but it was the black-walled grime-pit I remembered. Walsh set up a Jeopardy! rig in the back room, where Tramps usually throws its sparsely attended standup nights and drag queen bingo. I sat in an uncomfortable chair, buzzer in hand, at a fold-up plastic card table.

    Walsh, who works at a local sandwich shop, found himself with some extra cash. A lifelong Jeopardy! fan, he decided to use the money to buy an electronic quizzing rig, and a USB recording module so he could approximate the sounds from the game show. He rested it in a plastic crayon box.

    A $20 lifetime subscription from a service called JeopardyLabs allowed Walsh to create Jeopardy!-style games that have the same general topics and rhythms of the original. But he includes stuff you’d never see on the actual show – for example, forcing contestants to identify GIFs from Ari Aster’s Beau Is Afraid and answer questions about rock that’s so indie you would have had to attend the specific live show to know the answers. He throws in some old – slightly altered for copyright reasons – Final Jeopardy questions in a category he calls “Actual Hard Jeopardy! Fuck You.”

    At first, Walsh’s games were just him and regulars from Mister Tramps, mostly local mechanics having a beer after a long shift. Though Walsh was pretty good, regular scores of negative 6,000 were common. Then he posted the game on the Jeopardy! Reddit forum. Other Jeopardy! fans showed up and started playing. Suddenly the games were hard, as though NBA-quality players had started shooting hoops at the local playground. A young computer programmer appeared, lost, and decided she didn’t want to lose anymore. So she started studying, improved – and then she was doing the trouncing. Earlier this year she appeared on the TV show and easily won a game.

    I made my first appearance at back-room Jeopardy! after Memorial Day and played a game against another former contestant and also a guy who will probably be a Jeopardy! contestant one day. I absolutely dominated the proceedings until I shanked a Daily Double in the second round, putting me a little behind. And then the power went out in a massive hailstorm.

    Walsh conducted Final Jeopardy by flashlight. The answer to the question was Peep Show, the Mitchell and Webb sitcom created by Succession’s Jesse Armstrong. Somehow I missed it, even though I’ve seen every episode of Peep Show, and I lost the game. I also lost the following week. Then came my third game, where the Final Jeopardyquestion was: “In early 1976 this band from Salford, England, took its name from the sexual slavery wing mentioned in the 1953 House of Dolls.” I knew that this was Joy Division, won the game and got to pose for a smug photo.

    “I almost dumped this Final because someone told me they were triggered, but I thought, fuck it, it’s a fact,” Walsh wrote on Facebook. Fuck it indeed. I was hooked.

    Buzz In Buzzed has a distinct Austin, indie vibe about it, but it’s not an anomaly. A vast world of trivia competitions bubbles underneath the surface of ordinary life. Online leagues in a variety of formats run every day, featuring the best quizzing minds in the world. It’s a fiercely competitive world. My team, Crash Test Smarties, in the exceedingly tough and competitive Online Quiz League, includes a winner of the Jeopardy! teacher’s tournament, two three-time Jeopardy! champions (including me), an Only Connect quarterfinalist, and the 2021 winner of the UK Brain of Brains competition. Last season, we finished sixth.

    Buzz in Buzzed was fun all summer, but then, as often happens in subcultures, there was petty drama. I’ve made some of the dearest friends of my life playing trivia, but many players can be performatively woke. When answers come up at BiB that people don’t like, it’s tradition to boo loudly. Over the weeks, I’ve heard the great brains boo “Christopher Columbus,” “Pete Hegseth” and, in one egregious instance, “capitalism.” When one answer was “Houthis” I decided to boo, but no one else did.

    I went to play BiB on the day of Charlie Kirk’s murder, which was probably a mistake. One of the players said they “didn’t give a fuck.” I decided to give a little lecture, which made everyone uncomfortable. Then, later, they all loudly booed “J.K. Rowling.” I left the room with my cider in hand, thinking that these weren’t really my people after all, even though I love answering quiz questions just like they do. The next day I removed myself from the BiB Discord server and haven’t been back.

    Walsh, who prefers to keep things apolitical (though he did once hilariously refer to Dean Cain as a “piece of shit Superman actor” in a question), says there’s not a path for me returning. I miss it. It’s fun and competitive and the drinks at Tramps are cheap. Those are surely good enough reasons to overcome trivial political differences.

    This article was originally published in The Spectator’s November 10, 2025 World edition.

  • LeBron’s ‘Second Decision’ wasted everyone’s time

    LeBron’s ‘Second Decision’ wasted everyone’s time

    With bated breath, diehard sports fans in America and across the globe waited to see what LeBron James’s “The Second Decision,” meant for the NBA icon’s future. Retirement? A team change? Another son being gifted – ahem – earning an NBA draft pick?

    “Everyone’s on pins and needles across the country,” the host said in the anticipated video. “You ready to go, LeBron?”

    Then, a pause for unnecessary dramatic effect. “LeBron, fans want to know where you’re taking your talents this year. What’s your decision?”

    “In this fall, man this is tough,” James’s bad acting enunciates, “In this fall, I’m going to be taking my talents to Hennessy VSOP.” Hennessy is a cognac brand. He was announcing a new brand deal. The host then asks,“And this was the conclusion you woke up with this morning?”

    Well, LeBron, thanks for wasting our morning. What in the corny, cliche publicity stunt was this? Make fun of yourself, sure. But you really spent all this production money for a Hennessy ad. Bring back ’90s Ashton Kutcher – we just got Punk’d in the name of narcissistic, low-brow comedy.

    James’s first posted about “The Second Decision” on social-media on Monday. It sent tickets for the Los Angeles Lakers final home game of the 2025-26 regular season through the roof. Prior to the post, the cheapest available ticket for the game started at $82. After the post, those prices soared to $580 each. To the fans who shelled out for what is now a non-historic game: try downing some Hennessy VSOP to drown those sorrows of getting financially played by your favorite athlete.

    The “first” decision came, of course, more than a decade ago, when LeBron injected the nation’s sports fans with a dose of anxiety to announce his first major free-agency move. “The Decision,” as it was billed, was a television-ratings bonanza, during which he told the world he was “taking his talents to South Beach.”

    Thus began what many consider to be the start of the modern super-team basketball era, where star players plot their moves together. In this case, it was Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh and LeBron James leading the Miami Heat. It worked. The Miami Heat won back-to-back championships in 2012 and 2013.

    So fans expected the “second” decision would be an announcement of equal import. Instead, today’s commercial announcement cheapened what was a first-of-its-kind moment.

    It was a marketing ploy, designed to go viral and make money. Because why wouldn’t it be in 2025?

    After all, James just went on popular Twitch streamer Kai Cenat’s stream a week ago. He joins the ranks of other celebs like Kevin Hart, Drake and Teyana Taylor to hit Cenat’s streams. Perhaps this is the new normal of media consumption. The cool kids in the club – or rather, the old kids as LeBron James is at 40 years old starting his NBA record 23rd season – want to compete digitally with 20-year-old influencers.

    Some may call this marketing genius. But the best basketball player of the modern era does not need to do this. LeBron James’s wallet is loaded enough. Our laughs at this moment are not.

  • Kimmel makes the case for free speech

    After a few days in politically-induced time out that felt like a decade, Jimmy Kimmel made a triumphant return to late night TV on Tuesday. “I’m not sure who had a weirder 48 hours,” he said. “Me, or the CEO of Tylenol.” Given that Tylenol is a brand name and has no actual CEO, let’s say Kimmel, who Disney/ABC pulled off the air last week under political pressure from station ownership and the chairman of the FCC after he made a bad-taste joke about Charlie Kirk’s assassin. 

    Kimmel suddenly became the most famous man in America not named Donald Trump, and his audience met his return with a roaring standing ovation, chanting “Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy!” He quickly delivered a tearful apology to the friends, family, and devotees of Charlie Kirk and an equally tearful praise of Erika Kirk’s astonishing forgiveness of her husband’s assassin. Kimmel said he believes in the teachings of Jesus, and that Erika Kirk’s words “touched me deeply.”

    But the majority of Kimmel’s opening monologue was a full-throated defense of himself, and of freedom of speech. He joked that he’d received a job offer from Germany. “This country has become so authoritarian that the Germans are offering me a job,” he said. 

    He thanked Republicans like Ben Shapiro, Candace Owens, and Rand Paul who stood up for him. “People who I never would have imagined… said something very beautiful on my behalf… I don’t agree with many of those people on most subjects. Some of the things they say even make me want to throw up. It takes courage for them to speak out against this administration, and they did. And they deserve credit for it.”

    Specifically, he singled out Ted Cruz, who really went to bat for Kimmel in the last week. “I don’t think I’ve ever said this before but Ted Cruz is right,” Kimmel said. “If Ted Cruz can’t speak freely then he can’t cast spells on the Smurfs.”

    Above all else, Kimmel, quite correctly, made one thing clear: “Our government cannot be allowed to control what we can and cannot say on television… This show is not important. What is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this.”

    Meanwhile, the Donald was attacking on Truth Social. “I can’t believe ABC Fake News gave Jimmy Kimmel his job back,” said the President of the United States about a late-night comedian. “The White House was told by ABC that his Show was cancelled! Something happened between then and now because his audience is GONE, and his “talent” was never there. Why would they want someone back who does so poorly, who’s not funny, and who puts the Network in jeopardy by playing 99% positive Democrat GARBAGE.”

    Kimmel had not yet seen this post. Even as Trump was ranting about him after an eventful day at the UN, Kimmel started taking digs at Trump, showing a clip where Trump said Kimmel had “no ratings.” 

    “Well,” Kimmel smirked triumphantly. “I do tonight. He tried to cancel me, and he instead forced millions of people to watch my show. That backfired bigly. He might have to release the Epstein Files to distract from this.“

    Kimmel pointed out that Sinclair and Nexstar, who own 20 percent of ABC affiliates, were currently keeping him off the air in Seattle, Portland, Washington, DC, and his wife’s hometown of St. Louis, “so I guess they’ll have to watch this on YouTube or whatever.”

    He said “I never thought I’d be in a situation like this,” but the one thing he learned from Lenny Bruce and George Carlin and other childhood heroes is that “silencing a comedian is un-American.”

    After a commercial break, Kimmel aired a meh skit where Robert DeNiro played an anonymous tough-guy mob boss type who was now running the FCC. Those jokes didn’t really land, but then Kimmel got in some good jabs about Trump’s weird visit to the UN, calling him “Ramblestiltskin.” He had special fun with Trump’s press conference yesterday where the President went on an all-time rant against Tylenol. “Follow the medical advice of Donald Trump,” Kimmel said, “and you too can look like a glazed ham with deep vein thrombosis.”

    Just like that, America was great again.

  • Don’t cry for Jimmy Kimmel

    The defenestration of the supposed talk show host Jimmy Kimmel, for the inflammatory remarks that he made during the monologue in his show on Monday night about Charlie Kirk, is both an unexpected and deeply predictable development. It was unexpected because Kimmel clearly believed that he was, like Lehman Brothers, “too big to fail,” and was therefore within his rights to make such comments as how “We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang trying to characterize this kid who killed Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.” And it was deeply predictable because Kimmel now becomes the latest scalp that the right have seized this year, and perhaps the most high-profile yet. 

    In truth, Kimmel – whose show Jimmy Kimmel Live! should now, perhaps, be renamed Jimmy Kimmel Dead! as it has been pulled, or “pre-empted,” from the ABC schedules “indefinitely,” which means that the chances of its returning are negligible – was a marked man. It is, of course, possible that he may return in some form on a streaming service such as Netflix, and whether such employers of his as the Academy Awards are sufficiently cowed to take him off their roster remains to be seen. Certainly, the left will see the firing as Kimmel as a political action, and President Trump’s open gloating that the decision was “great news for America” will embolden his opponents even further, perhaps turning Kimmel into a martyr for supposed free speech. 

    If this does happen, they have picked the wrong person. In truth, Kimmel’s schtick wore thin a long time ago, and his continued presence hosting one of the nation’s late-night talk shows owed as much to a lack of imagination on the part of executives and producers as it did genuine talent. If there is a more irritating, drawn-out and smug running “joke” than his manufactured feud with Matt Damon – something that may have been briefly amusing for a couple of gags, but has now lasted, in some form, for twenty years (twenty years!) – then I would be horrified to hear about it, but the fake fracas sums Kimmel up perfectly: a bit that may or may not have been amusing for a short time, but was grotesquely overstretched far beyond any enjoyable or even bearable period. 

    Jimmy Kimmel Live! should now, perhaps, be renamed Jimmy Kimmel Dead!

    The talk show host has form. Many of the things that he should have been cancelled for on previous occasions, such as his donning blackface for a frankly racist impersonation of Snoop Dogg in 1996 and how he made some grimly sexist comments towards Megan Fox in 2009, were brushed under the carpet after Kimmel made the usual non-committal apologies of how “I believe that I have evolved and matured over the last 20-plus years,” even as he suggested that “I know that this will not be the last I hear of this and that it will be used again to try to quiet me.” He has always positioned himself less as a multi-millionaire interviewing celebrities and telling not-that-funny jokes on late-night television and more as a principled one-man source of opposition to Trump and MAGA. This may endear him to those on the left who will see his firing as an act of martyrdom, but for those on the right, or even of no political allegiance whatsoever, Kimmel’s attacks on the present administration will seem less like bravery and more like a childish urge to bear-bait. 

    Well, the bear has bitten at last, and apart from the fully paid-up devotees of this persistent man, who will be up in arms at ABC’s decision, many will be quietly relieved that Kimmel has been put out to pasture. No more wearisome Matt Damon “jokes”; no more MAGA insults. For any American who believes in dignity in retirement, let us hope that Kimmel enjoys a long and peaceful one, unburdened by the need to share his thoughts and feelings with the world again.

  • Alien: Earth is unfriendly and brilliant

    Alien: Earth is unfriendly and brilliant

    Another day, another bunch of rampaging, acid-blooded xenomorphs. Noah Hawley’s new series, Alien: Earth, comes hard on the heels of the profoundly forgettable but commercially successful latest installment in the film saga, Romulus. That film got into trouble with certain viewers for its artistic necrophilia in the artificial-intelligence-assisted resurrection of Ian Holm’s character Ash from the first Alien film, as well as some rather laborious fan service in the repetition of various hard-as-nails catchphrases. But still, its box-office revenue indicated that there is still, after four and a half decades, a hearty appetite for audiences who want to be scared witless by rampaging extra-terrestrials: the very opposite of kindly, friendly ET types.

    Hawley’s show has been described, perhaps optimistically, as doing the same for Alien that Andor did for Star Wars. Certainly, it has the same grimly detailed, adult-oriented approach, focusing on the nitty-gritty of life in 2120 where the world is no longer ruled by government but by five all-powerful corporations, of which the original series’ Weyland-Yutani, first glimpsed briefly in the second episode, is but one among equals. The latest interloper is none other than the Prodigy, run by the Elon Musk-esque disruptor Boy Kavalier (a fascinatingly smarmy Samuel Blenkin, in what will surely be a breakthrough role), which takes a particular interest when a Weyland-Yutani spacecraft crash-lands into Prodigy-owned territory. As anyone who has seen any of the other Alien series will know, Weyland-Yutani are not good people, and so there are terrible, never-before-seen horrors on board, which duly escape. Bloodshed ensues.

    What makes Alien: Earth distinctive and will undoubtedly account for its interest over future weeks, is that Hawley has followed the lead that Ridley Scott established in his last two pictures, Prometheus and the underrated Alien Covenant. There, the android David, as played beautifully by Michael Fassbender, was as much a source of interest to Scott as any of the xenomorphs, and by Covenant, the TE Lawrence–styled robot, which had absorbed artificial intelligence to a frightening degree, was shown to be superior to any of the comparatively dopey humans in every regard.

    This has persisted into Alien: Earth, as we are shown Boy Kavalier’s grand plan: he wishes to create a new marriage between human consciousness and android bodies in the form of so-called synthetics, which will be a new and groundbreaking means of creating life, surpassing cyborgs and other androids in the process. The casting of Timothy Olyphant as the unnervingly softly spoken, Rutger Hauer–styled synthetic Krish only serves to make one wonder what the hell is coming next.

    If this sounds like a potentially uneasy combination of Frankenstein-esque philosophizing and Aliens-esque hugger-mugger, then rest assured that Hawley, probably best known for his Fargo television series, has responded to the Alien legacy with considerable aplomb. It is generally accepted that the first two films are the best, and it isn’t hard to see the DNA of Scott’s original here: the show even opens with a doomed spacecraft, the Maginot, and its similarly imperiled ensemble, all of whom (bar one) swiftly meet suitably horrible ends.

    Yet by the time that Alex Lawther’s reluctant grunt-cum-medic Hermit – brother of the excellent Sydney Chandler’s child-like synthetic Wendy – appears, there is a welcome return to James Cameron-esque scenes of peril and extreme violence, including, rather brilliantly, a gang of eighteenth-century styled 1 percenters being torn limb from limb by a deeply unimpressed xenomorph. There’s plenty of black humor here (a Hawley specialty) and even if the first two episodes move slowly at times, there are intriguing threads being laid down for future shows, perhaps even a second series. On this evidence, that would be extremely welcome.

  • Donald Trump saved the UFC 

    Donald Trump saved the UFC 

    A new bombshell has fallen on the sports-media villa: Dana White cloaked in the glory of a whopping seven-year, $7.7 billion media-rights deal with Paramount to stream all UFC fights on Paramount+ in the United States and select simulcast events on CBS.

    For the love of everyone’s wallets, goodbye Pay Per View and hello to a new right-wing cultural shift in mainstream sports coverage. 

    Why is this new deal so relevant? Since the UFC’s inception in 1993, mixed martial arts existed as its own niche category. Critics openly said it wasn’t a real sport. They lampooned the more brutal style of MMA as less skilled and artistic than boxing, once a more revered American pastime. Even the late Senator John McCain of Arizona famously referred to the UFC as “human cockfighting” in the nineties. The sport struggled to even hold an event in its home city of Las Vegas. 

    One outsider, however, did believe in it. It was a businessman who threw the UFC a life-saving bone and welcomed it to Atlantic City for a game-changing opportunity.

    That lifesaver is the 45th and 47th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.

    When everyone else gave little more than a passing glance to the UFC, Trump welcomed it to his Taj Mahal hotel and casino around the same time White, Frank and Lorenzo Fertitta purchased the organization in 2001. Thus began the entrepreneurial and future presidential bromance of White, Trump and the legion of 70 million American voters who voted for him. 

    As the sport gradually crept onto bar televisions and churned out such stars as Ronda Rousey, Conor McGregor, Anderson Silva and Jon Jones, White’s allegiance to Trump grew too. White appeared at the 2016 Republican National Convention, a relative newbie to the political world. He once briefly campaigned for Democrat and former Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid of Nevada. But with a fiery speech at that RNC, White shed any past party affiliation for Trump. 

    “My name is Dana White. I am the president of the Ultimate Fighting Championship. I’m sure most you are wondering, ‘What are you doing here?’” White said to the Cleveland RNC crowd. “I am not a politician. I am a fight promoter, but I was blown away and honored to be invited here tonight, and I wanted to show up and tell you about my friend – Donald Trump – the Donald Trump that I know.”

    White continued the campaign favors into the 2024 RNC as well. In turn, Trump, a fan of the UFC, showed his support to White in 2020 when he filmed a video congratulating the sport for continuing to hold live events during Covid. He has also attended several events, making one of his most famous treks through Madison Square Garden following the election at UFC 309. The crowd erupted into chants of “USA,” and a video tribute showed Trump shaking his fist after an assassination attempt in July 2024.

    When the President of the United States begins hiring UFC executives into his administration, that sport stops being a niche Spike TV creation. Despite liberal sneers at the sport, its so-called manosphere audience continues to grow. And there’s been a jump in female viewership as well. Six times, women have headlined the PPV preliminaries on Fox Sports 1, earning ratings ranking within the top 20.

    Simply put, more and more people are watching the UFC, and the UFC loves the Donald. Trump’s even hosting a fight at the White House next Fourth of July. The sport will be synonymous with the image of America.

    The backs and eyeballs of many Trump voters landed this lucrative deal. Maybe the Democrats should take note and stop minimizing the cultural relevance of the sport and its people. Not so deplorable after all. 

  • South Park has lost the plot

    South Park has lost the plot

    Since 1997, South Park has satirized just about every group in modern life while hilariously positioning itself as the voice of moderation. Yet with the premier of Season 27 last week, the show seems to have lost sight of reality, instead circling the drain of MSNBC-style political delirium. Far from rejecting the extremes of American politics, the shows repositions leftist extremism as the new moderation. 

    The new season’s first episode shows the Principal, who was once politically correct, embrace devout Christianity in an America where wokeness is effectively illegal and Christian Nationalism reigns supreme. The town’s adults are annoyed to see public schools foist religion on the kids, so they organize their usual rabble-rousing resistance. But they’re stymied by President Donald Trump, a “tin-pot dictator” who’s quite literally in bed with Satan. 

    The Right reacted predictably, arguing that South Park has been historically hypocritical in skewering conservatives while generally giving the Left a pass. That’s not quite true; creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker have certainly dinged the Left over the years, mocking everything from atheism to the racial-grievance industry, and even the new season pokes fun at wokeness. Recently, however, a double standard has subtly emerged. While the Left is satirized as overzealous but well-meaning, the Right is portrayed as a Leftist caricature.

    Over the last several seasons, conservatives cheered as Randy got sucked into a hypocritical PC frat, the school got taken over by a crusading PC Principal, and Disney got labeled “lame and gay” for making everything about diversity. Yet the moral warning against wokeness didn’t speak to its purposeful destruction and latent totalitarianism, but rather viewed it as empathy run amok – silly and often disingenuous, but not much more. 

    The new episode abandons all subtlety, with the woke crowd cynically embracing Christianity. Wokeness is rightly seen as transactional, but the comparison is far more unflattering to Christians than it is to the Left. PC Principal remains an absurd character who simply seeks an outlet for his performative “compassion” – apparently just like the adherents of the world’s largest religion. 

    But it’s Trump who mostly gets blamed for the world going to hell, as the episode embraced every trite Leftist talking point imaginable. “Woke is dead,” we’re told, because “you can just say ‘retarded’ now, nobody cares” after Trump shredded the Constitution. Trump’s staunchest supporters turn against him for his supposedly obvious extremism and corruption, as he personally profits from the presidency, censors the media, and has CBS journalists groveling in fear. He aims to install a Christian dictatorship, all while cavorting with Jeffrey Epstein and having sex with Satan. And just to rub it all in, we’re dealt multiple shots of his microphallus. 

    After decades of thoughtful insight, Parker and Stone have reached their final form of establishment shitlibbery. Whatever even-handed grasp of social reality the show once had is gone, lost to the creators’ apparently terminal case of Trump Derangement Syndrome. Far from satirizing the TDS of the townsfolk, the satirical subtext of the show is that the deranged are all bravely correct – the rest of the country is just too scared or corrupt to admit it. Trump really is a unique threat, and the comparatively sane liberal establishment is cowering under his boot. 

    Since the ’90s, South Park generally stuck to the same shtick: the adults get swept away in a moral panic before the kids emerge as the voice of reason. All politicians, religions, and identities were fair game – no one was spared, but neither was anyone truly demonized. Instead, the lesson was always the same: extremes are morally equivalent, moderation is key, and we should all view our ideological drives with a healthy dose of skepticism. There’s a reason the term “South-Park Republican” came to describe an old-guard classical liberal attuned to the modern age. 

    With Parker and Stone unable to recognize where extremism lies, this shtick no longer holds. The truly moderate – as well as the truly subversive – insight is that Trump himself is simply a South-Park Republican: a 90’s-style pragmatist clinging to the same moral vision of a free, prosperous and meritocratic America that most people generally shared when South Park first aired. In an age when the other side has gone fully insane and normalized its own extremism, he’s fighting for sanity in the best way he can under the circumstances. 

    A good satire must always grasp the underlying truth it’s meant to elevate. Unfortunately, it seems that South Park has lost the plot.